Here’s the COMIC SANS laden menu:

Black Bean Salsa Recipe:

Ingredients: (vegan!)
2 cans black beans
1 can corn
1 tomato
1/2-1 onion
2 jalepeno (or two other hot peppers)
salt and pepper to taste
Optional additions:
Avocado
Cilantro

Directions:
Chop everything except the corn and beans. Drain the corn and beans. Combine. Enjoy with chips. Zach and I recommend Garden of Eatin’s Red Hot Blues