I know what you’re thinkin’: You’re thinking, “What kind of merch can I buy that reflects my love for DIGITAL Letdown?” The answer is clear, you just have to redirect yourself to our MERCH SITE.
Once there, you can browse and find items like our inside joke shirt, DIGITAL Letdown is here with your bag of money, or our Toaster Show Repeat Shoe. These items are both comfortable and affordable! If shoes and inside jokes aren’t your thing, consider the Walruses On The Rocks shirt, that also comes in other colors. And if nostalgia is your thing, how about our Don’t Disable My Cherry Bomb shirt.
Any way you look at it, our merch store is full of unique and quality apparel and accessories. Consider buying something TODAY! Our items are really the perfect gift for family members and other assorted loved ones, as well as your cable guy, realitor, Culligan man, mailman, friend, neighbor, close relative, distance exes, subterranean mutants, and pets! Don’t forget, you probably should stock up on stocking stuffers, considering how LAZY you are! Let’s face it, you are pretty much putting off buying presents for people. And why? You tell yourself you’re a nice person, and you probably are. BUT, the fact remains that when push comes to shove, you are the last person to give a gift. You show up with something you weren’t really planning on getting, because you waited. You wanted Turboman doll, when all you could get was Booster doll. Your son just wanted that dang action figure! And you waited until the last minute… Well, it doesn’t have to be like that this time. BUY SOMETHING TODAY! HORRAY!